Pangolin History

Before we talk about where we're going, let's talk about how we got here......

1117 - The Knights Templar traffic the first Pangolin to Europe.



1530 - Nostradamus translates his pet Pangolin "Moopy"'s words into what will later be known as “The Prophecies


1667 - The East India company exports the first pangolins to the New World.


1776 - Free Mason Revolutionaries capture British Commander Jeffrey Amherst’s pangolin adviser Mr. Buttons after the battle of Lexington.


1890 - Grigori Rasputin arranges the slaughter of the Russian royal family’s pangolins.


1961 - World Wildlife Fund founded by the UN to “protect” at risk animal populations. Soon after Pangolins become the most trafficked mammal on earth


1973 - President Nixon expands the Vietnam war to include the bombing of Cambodia, dropping >7.5 million tons of explosives in a poorly disguised attempt to exterminate Pangolins.



1987 - The 1st NFT is minted in a CIA lab outside Hanford WA. The image depicts a single Pangolin scale. It takes up 3.6kb and is stored on 136 separate disks occupying roughly 40 sq ft of space.



2008 - Bitcoin Whitepaper released


2022 - Paranoid Pangolins



Jahbulon // 322 // "Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed Nomini tuo da gloriam" // Annuit cœptis // Novus Ordo seclorum // Weaving Spiders, Come not here.